What The Heck???

06 Nov

b89f86db9d3604653df8ae9088f0d23776990feeb4f29008e61b7a169c074254First and foremost, congratulations to Lewis Hamilton for his third World Title.

But that’s where my good will ends. Seriously, what in the name of all that’s holy…

He lamed to the title in a car that was so ridiculously superior, it makes Schumacher’s early 2000s titles look like an achievement. Granted, someone has to win the thing and like so many times before, 1992, 1993, 1998, 2000-2004, 2011, 2013, 2014 the one in the best car collected it with his finger up his nose.

But what’s with the “Britain, Britain über alles”? I seriously chuckled at the idea of what would have happened on Her Majesty’s Island, if Vettel would have gone on such a publicity bender in 2011 or 2013.

People always wonder why Hamilton is so unpopular in regions where people don’t have “small penis syndrome” because they didn’t accidentally lose a whole empire and are not forced to live on a perpetually cold island in the Atlantic Ocean driving on the wrong side of the road. Well, maybe, people are just not very fond of the “IN YOUR FACE” attitude that’s been going around lately.

I had a really jolly giggle reading the comment section on the Daily Fail website where people were slagged off for suggesting that Lewis Hamilton’s cringe-worthy appearance at a Mexican Wrestling event might have been a trifle silly. Seriously, do we need such stupidity?

In that regard I prefer the Häkkinens, Buttons, Schumachers and Vettels of this world. People who won the thing, collected the trophy, wrecked the hospitality area at Suzuka in a drunken stupor and went home without stuffing their nations glory down everyone’s throat afterwards.

And some people thought the finger was annoying…

Just to remind people, how it’s done properly …

First Step: pilfer Oliver Panis’ Toyota shirt and get hogwashly bladdered…



Second: topple the fridge



Third: Wreck the place


check, check…

And most importantly…

STFU the next day and get cracking on the next season and don’t pose in a run-down Mexican wrestling ring…

1 Comment

Posted by on November 6, 2015 in Uncategorized


One response to “What The Heck???

  1. mattpt55

    November 7, 2015 at 12:26 am

    ZOMG thought you were talking about ‘Murica for a sec Hippo. Hahahaha! You have to start tweeting things when I’m actually around, had no idea you’d been so busy


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